My So-Called Golfing Life
There’s a new blogger in town. Me. you don’t know me, so you may wonder what qualifications I possess that allow me to presume to offer opinions, observations and information about all things golf, which is the purpose of this blog. first, let me tell you that I am known as “The World’s most Knowledgeable Guy in the World”…about everything. Ok, that’s not true. but I love golf, and I know a fair bit about it, even though I am not a former pro, a former golf equipment executive, or even a traditional golf writer. if I were any of those things, I would be… really, really boring and that would make this blog like, well, oh so many golf blogs.
Instead, I will try to entertain, even as I attempt to inform. Sometimes, I might irritate or annoy. I apologize, because that is not my purpose, and I’m very certain it’s not my boss’s purpose. he would like you to buy stuff from Discount Golf World, and because he wants that, I want that. so when I irritate you (sorry, Boss – it will happen!) I want you to click right through and shop extra hard. Spend more than you can afford. Spend your mortgage and car payment. do so that I might continue to write this blog. you owe it to society. do not deprive the world of my gift.
So here’s the deal. I love golf and think about it with a frequency and intensity that some might find unhealthy. you won’t find my obsession unhealthy, of course. I mean let’s face it, you’re reading a golf blog, so, you know…. Anyway, here are my golfing bona fides, in no particular order:
I could go on…and on, but I think you get the picture. I am golf-obsessed. The scary thing is my obsession with golf doesn’t really separate me from thousands, if not millions, of others. Nevertheless, those guys aren’t writing blogs. I am. I love the game, and if you’re reading this, you do, as well. As I said, I’m not a professional golfer, or a former pro, and I’m not a golf writer, a gig that seems ridiculously dumb, given that the only skills one needs to possess are a plethora of asinine opinions, and an ability to eviscerate the English language. Nope, I’m just a guy who plays golf, somewhat obsessively I confess, and has opinions (which may be as asinine as the aforementioned golf writers) that you may find amusing. so, I decided to write what we might refer to as – the Everyman’s golf blog. what you will see is a series of pieces that will inform and occasionally amuse. It’s all about golf.
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